Having spent more time stuck at home than was good for me, I was struck by an inspiration to write an jingle for square wheels. Apart from their obvious defects in functionality, I think they have a pretty nice aesthetic going on :) So here is an absurd short song I wrote, arranged and recorded for square wheels. I made the animations on Blender.

Lyrics to the song

Here are some wheels, but they are square wheels, they’re wheels in the shape of a square.
They don’t roll, just slide pretty nice, perfect for skiing on some ice.

You can’t get stuck in traffic. Absolutely no need to panic.
Don’t move, just chill and sit along.
No more rolling baby, just got to slide like crazy
‘cause these aren’t round wheels after all.